"...hi there, your friendly neighborhood goblin speaking..." went the goblin with a smile over the microphone, continuing "...well the thing is that I am looking for more forums to start a "last post" thread on..." where the goblin then went on to explain "...now it doesn't actually matter what the forum is about to me, because invariably I know it doesn't matter to the other members there either, no, only that it has some members that is, preferably ones that do know how to read and write too, though mind you I'm flexible and will accept telepathy at a push, well anything to set up shop so to speak...", in fact, the goblin was already on about forty forums, but alas natural attrition curtails their number he knew, adding "...so just post me a link to your forum and we're in business then..." and with that the goblin posted the picture sybil had appreciated so much, saying "...anything to please now..."