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Random Thoughts for the Day
« on: April 10, 2010, 03:14:00 pm »
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 03:51:44 pm »
I love this list of "thoughts". Some aren't very feasible and we cannot do them all but the ideas are great.
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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 09:43:53 pm »
haha nice :)
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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2010, 04:13:18 pm »
I'll add to your list because I have nothing else to do :)

1. The semi colon has no business being a homekey

2. When a dentist has tools in your mouth, you have no control over your tongue

3. When you go to turn the ceiling fan on, there's a 92% chance you'll pull the wrong chord

4. Someday I'd like to meet someone who's native language is wingdings

5. When I watch TV, my mom will tell me to read something. So I turn on the closed captioning.

6. Armadillos are just possums going to war. (too bad they're losing)

7. No matter how manly you are, you can't sound tough saying the word "mittens"

8. It's difficult to open a new pair of scissors from it's packaging... because you don't have any scissors....

9. You can't accurately express yourself writing the sentence "I hate exclamation points" without doing the very thing that you hate

10. If you steal something from someone's grocery cart, it's not really stealing.

11. A bottomless cup of coffee, is just a tube.

12. No matter how ugly your child is, they look cute in sun glasses

13. It's never felt hot enough to me that I've thought "I need to take my shirt off while I drive"

14. Commas are probably jealous of apostrophes because they can fly

15. There's no such thing as "flavored water". Once you're fruit flavoring has combined with water, it's juice

16. If I am sitting in a one seat bathroom, and the door is unlocked, I will try to use mind powers to lock it

17. Car dealerships are the only places that try to convince you with their commercials that they're boss is crazy or incompetent.

18. I hate people who use those metallic fold out things to block the sun from their car.

19. A mock turtleneck is the only article of clothing that describes how you will be treated while wearing it.

20. If I am injured and need to go to the hospital but don't have health insurance, I can call enterprise, because they pick you up.

21. I've noticed that after someone finds something they had been searching for they always say "I found it in the last place I looked" ......? I typically look a little further AFTER the place I found it, just in case.

22. I've never thought to myself "Man, I wish this toilet seat was padded"
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